Zorpalods

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Zorpalods
Overview
Homeworld:	Sluggeria
Focal world(s):	Sol System
Goals:	Eliminate all paracausal life
At war with:	Darkness Light The City Hive Cabal Fallen Fortnite Island Protodemons
Allied with:	Astrodemons Zavalas Hair Ecumene (formerly)
Average height:	3m
Average lifespan:	Thousands of years
Notable individual(s):	Zargwe

"Actually, considering my pvp stats, the titles I have, as well as emblems and such I have from flawless raids, solo flawless dungeons, etc... There's only a small portion of the playerbase that's better than me. Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger."

— Zargwe

The Zorpalods are a race of enemies first mentioned in Season of the Malignant.

History

As the war between the Hive and the Ecumene raged, the Zorpalods and Astrodemons were the only civilizations that prepared for a potential mass exodus in the (at the time) unlikely event that the battle shifted in favour of the Hive. This preparation paid off, as half their populations were able to successfully evacuate. After the decimation of the Ecumene, the Zorpalods swore vengeance on all things Paracausal.

At some point, according to Shaw Han, the Zorpalods, led by Zargwe, engaged Ravana, the Worldeater and his Protodemon army in a great war that killed almost all of humanity; however, both the Zorpalods and Protodemons were killed by Mallory Bertha, who subsequently destroyed the world.

Members

Leadership

• Zargwe

Unique Variants

• Extractor Zorpalod
• Pistol Zorpolad

Trivia

• Finishing a Zorpalod while it is frozen using Stasis can sometimes result in the player being gargalost.
• When the perk, Zorpal Weapon, was introduced, the Zorpalods became the first enemy race to receive a race-specific weapon perk.
  • A popular perk combination with weapons used for Zorpalod specific nightfalls is Rapid Shit and Zorpal Weapon.
  • In Season of the Plague, Zorpal Weapon, was temporarily vaulted, leaving Zorpal Champions temporarily unstoppable. This was soon fixed with the introduction of the secret exotic Glorbo's Deception. This was able to stun them, but had an extremely high chance of the player permanently being gargalost.

List of appearances

• Destiny 2
  • Season of the Malignant (First mentioned)
• Destiny 3 (First appearance)
  • Kick in the Teeth
    • Season of FOMO
    • Season of the Slugger