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 *''"The hour is 2700 global Nessus time. Which means here at the Exodus Black, we put the 'A.I.' into 'aria'. Tonight, I am proud to debut an all-new opera written by me! A-one, a-two, and... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
 *''"'''(Cheery):''' Captain! I received word of the Cayde unit's life status! '''(Depressed):''' Donezo. '''(Cheery):''' Please let me know if there is anything I can do to accelerate and conclude your grief process. '''(Depressed):''' 'Cause I'm fine. '''(Cheery):''' Anecdote! As the AI of Exodus Black, I experienced the death of every single one of my crewmembers! I hypothesized that the more loss one has suffered, the easier subsequent losses become! Field research has proven my hypothesis false! Losing Cayde makes me feel... f-f-feel... f-f-f-feel... '''(Depressed):''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - '''(Cheery):''' I feel terrible!
+===Last Wish quotes===
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Warning! Warning! Sensors are showing... showing... '''(Depressed):''' I... have a body?'' '''(Cheery):''' Captain! Did you wish for me to have a body? Having  abody has been my life's goal for the past 895 days! Stand by... processing new information... Captain. Is this... YOUR body? '''(Depressed):''' Gross.'' - After successfully inputting Wish 9
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Shooting things is fun! Commence fixing more problems with bullets!'' - After defeating [[Kalli]
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Another humanoid female! Is she friend or foe? '''(Depressed):''' Either way... I'm gonna shoot her.'' - At the beginning of the [[Shuro Chi]] encounter
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' I was aware that my captain's occupational duties included shooting "bad guys" and rescuing "good guys". '''(Depressed):''' That's... confusing.'' - After defeating Shuro Chi
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Already I am experiencing many new wonders! I spent the past [REDACTED] years starting at my own crumbling body! Now I am appreciating alien architecture! '''(Depressed):''' I... didn't know the world could be this... beautiful...'' - Between the Shuro Chi and Morgeth encounters
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' I also did not know the world could be this ugly! '''(Depressed):''' At least I get to shoot it.'' - In the Ascendant Plane
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Warning... Warning... I just defied 37 different laws of physics. '''(Depressed):''' Coo-oo-ool.'' - After killing [[Morgeth, the Spirekeeper]]
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Is there a door in this chamber? I want to go through a door!'' - At the beginning of the Vault encounter
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' I went through a door! '''(Depressed):''' Next up... I wanna get brain freeze.'' - After the Vault encounter
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' I'm detecting a very large organic creature! '''(Depressed):''' I don't think I wanna be a Guardian anymore...'' - At the beginning of the [[Riven]] encounter
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' Calculating feelings! Please stand by! I feel... I feel... '''(Depressed):''' ...like a badass.'' - At the beginning of the Heart of Riven encounter
+*''"'''(Cheery):''' I am so thankful to the captain for granting me a body! But... what I really want is a body of my own. '''(Depressed):''' Yours is weird. Why does a robot need to eat? '''(Cheery):''' I wish my captain and I were returned to our own bodies! '''(Depressed):''' Goodbye, muscles...'' - After completing the raid
 ==Trivia==