Zorpalods

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Zorpalods
Overview
Homeworld:	Sluggeria
Focal world(s):	Sol System
Goals:	Eliminate all paracausal life
At war with:	Darkness Light The City Hive Cabal Fallen Fortnite Island
Allied with:	Astrodemons Zavalas Hair Ecumene (formerly)
Average height:	3m
Average lifespan:	Thousands of years
Notable individual(s):	Zargwe

"Actually, considering my pvp stats, the titles I have, as well as emblems and such I have from flawless raids, solo flawless dungeons, etc... There's only a small portion of the playerbase that's better than me. Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger."

— Zargwe

The Zorpalods are a race of enemies introduced in Season of the Plague.

History

As the war between the Hive and the Ecumene raged, the Zorpalods and Astrodemons were the only civilizations that prepared for a potential mass exodus in the (at the time) unlikely event that the battle shifted in favour of the Hive. This preparation paid off, as half their populations were able to successfully evacuate. After the decimation of the Ecumene, the Zorpalods swore vengeance on all things Paracausal.

Members

Leadership

• Zargwe

Trivia

• Finishing a Zorpalod while it is frozen can sometimes result in the player being gargalost.
• When the perk, Zorpal Weapon, was introduced, the Zorpalods became the first enemy race to have a weapon perk made that only targets them.

List of appearances

• Destiny 2
  • The Final Shape (First mentioned)
    • Season of the Plague (First appearance)
• Destiny 3
  • Kick in the Teeth
    • Season of FOMO
    • Season of the Slugger