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Other name(s): |
Wizard |
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Faction: |
Spawn of Crota (formerly) |
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Gender: |
Female |
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Height: |
Immeasurable |
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Weapon(s): |
Ontological Beam |
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Abilities: |
Darkness Blasts |
Wizard is an immortal and vastly ancient Wizard of the Osmium court and Hive. She is renowned for being the most powerful Hive to exist - far more powerful than even the pantheon of Hive gods combined. She became the terror of the legendary Crucible player, the Hunter lBurntBagel and from that day encroached on the minds of many other famous Guardians such as GreatGamer and even the Hive expert Kyrox-11 who Wizard took a personal affinity to bewitching.
Biography
Born of the flesh from Akka, Wizard grew to hate Oryx for slaying their proginator. She tricked legions of Hive into killing themselves for her by promising them Bright Dusk for Shadowkeep themed ornaments - earning the attention of Savathûn, the Witch Queen. She told the with to search up "https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ" and Savathûn having been tricked herself and rick rolled perished immediately. These acts of War in turn summoned Xivu Arath, God of War who offered to bind Wizard to her hoard. Wizard replied by using Savathûn's stolen magics and said "No U" thus forcing Xivu to become the pawn of Wizard.
Wizard would encroach the minds of many guardians, acting as Savathûn, the Witch Queen to belittle and fool the guardians as she and Xivu prepped for their moment to strike. Leaking the former Witch Queens Facebook Minion memes, her broods defected to her side and joined forces with her - even the Pyramids. As to this present day she has unleashed Xivu as revenge for the Guardians killing Ultra Knight her son in cold blood.