Zorpalods

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Zorpalods
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Overview

Homeworld:

Sluggeria

Focal world(s):

Sol System

Goals:

Eliminate all paracausal life

At war with:

Darkness
Light
The City
Hive
Cabal
Fallen
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Protodemons

Allied with:

Astrodemons
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Ecumene (formerly)

Average height:

3m

Average lifespan:

Thousands of years

Notable individual(s):

Zargwe

 

"Actually, considering my pvp stats, the titles I have, as well as emblems and such I have from flawless raids, solo flawless dungeons, etc... There's only a small portion of the playerbase that's better than me. Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger."
— Zargwe

The Zorpalods are a race of enemies first mentioned in Season of the Malignant.

History

As the war between the Hive and the Ecumene raged, the Zorpalods and Astrodemons were the only civilizations that prepared for a potential mass exodus in the (at the time) unlikely event that the battle shifted in favour of the Hive. This preparation paid off, as half their populations were able to successfully evacuate. After the decimation of the Ecumene, the Zorpalods swore vengeance on all things Paracausal.[1]

At some point, according to Shaw Han, the Zorpalods, led by Zargwe, engaged Ravana, the Worldeater and his Protodemon army in a great war that killed almost all of humanity; however, both the Zorpalods and Protodemons were killed by Mallory Bertha, who subsequently destroyed the world.

Members

Leadership

Trivia

  • Finishing a Zorpalod while it is frozen can sometimes result in the player being gargalost.
  • When the perk, Zorpal Weapon, was introduced, the Zorpalods became the first enemy race to have a weapon perk made that only targets them.

List of appearances

References

  1. ^ It was revealed to me in a dream.