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'''Getting Your Hands Dirty''' is an [[Adventure]] located in the [[European Dead Zone]].

==Premise==
''"Seize upon the [[Taken]] invasion of the [[European Dead Zone|EDZ]], direct their assault against the [[Red Legion]], and end it before it gets out of control."''

==Story Details==
*Go to Enemy Territory.
*"Research" the [[Taken]].
*Destroy [[Blight]]s.

==Transcript==
*'''[[Asher Mir]]''': Ah, assistant! You are just in time to join my Dimensional Anomaly Research Group!
*'''[[Failsafe]]''': Captain, hello! Asher Mir says that I will provide the computational support, and you will provide the brute force! He is very rude.
*'''Asher''': Let us begin with barbaric close combat against the [[Taken]]. It is a scientifically sound proposition and is in no way suspicious.
*'''[[Ghost (Little Light)|Ghost]]''': This much Taken radiation can't be healthy.
*'''Asher''': Nonsense! there is no continuing danger from exposure to Taken radiation.
*'''Failsafe''': Incorrect, Asher Mir. I will now list all fourteen permanent debilitating effects from long-term contact with extradimensional matter.
*'''Asher''': No need for that. Assistant, continue the experiment. Make your way to the [[Red Legion]]'s "research" facility.
*'''Ghost''': We're almost to the research base. So we just... walk around. But in a Taken-y way.
*'''Failsafe''': The Taken will think you're one of them, and flood into the European Dead Zone! Asher Mir said it would be like a plague. And a scourge!
*'''Asher''': That outcome is only guaranteed if we do not destroy the blights. Do not overload the test subject with extraneous data!
*'''Ghost''': "Test subject"?

or, if another Guardian has already performed the experiment:

*'''Ghost''': Looks like someone else made the same calculations as Asher. Let's go help them out!
*'''Ghost''': Something feels different. I think it's working.
*'''Failsafe''': (Apathetic, sing-song voice) They're gonna get Taken...
*'''Asher''': Excellent!
*'''Failsafe''': He means that you have performed the correct actions. The Taken will now flood into the surrounding area like a scourge.
*'''Asher''': And therefore, the experiment has progressed. Destroy the blights, immediately!
*'''Ghost''': That did it. All the blights are gone.
*'''Failsafe''': Except for the ones all across the solar system that will continue to happen for eternity, or at least until the sun burns out.
*'''Asher''': That has not been scientifically proven. But, otherwise, well done, research group. The Red Legion has shown a measurable vulnerability to concentrated entropy. Definitely worthy of further study.


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