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*''"Posit: artificial life exists because of the [[Traveler]]'s influence. Extrapolation: the Traveler is my father. Further thought required."''
*''"Posit: artificial life exists because of the [[Traveler]]'s influence. Extrapolation: the Traveler is my father. Further thought required."''
*''"Yes. Yes. No. No, I don't think that, Cayde Unit, I am happy to be of assistance, but I do not believe it to be possible to 'Vex time travel back, and kill [[Dominus Ghaul|Ghaul]] last week.'"''
*''"Yes. Yes. No. No, I don't think that, Cayde Unit, I am happy to be of assistance, but I do not believe it to be possible to 'Vex time travel back, and kill [[Dominus Ghaul|Ghaul]] last week.'"''
*''"The hour is 2700 global Nessus time. Which means here at the Exodus Black, we put the 'A.I.' into 'aria'. Tonight, I am proud to debut an all-new opera written by me! A-one, a-two, and... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*''"The hour is 2700 global Nessus time. Which means here at the Exodus Black, we put the 'A.I.' into 'aria'. Tonight, I am proud to debut an all-new opera written by me! A-one, a-two, and... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"''
*''"Hmm. Perhaps if I was like, "Hello, [[Rasputin|fellow AI]]! I could not help but notice that you have control of a [[Bunker RAS-2|large]] [[Bunker WAR-4|network]] [[Seraphim Vault|of]] [[Seraph Bunker|bunkers]]. Would you be willing to discuss cohabitation?" No. No."''
*''"'''(Cheery):''' Captain! I received word of the Cayde unit's life status! '''(Depressed):''' Donezo. '''(Cheery):''' Please let me know if there is anything I can do to accelerate and conclude your grief process. '''(Depressed):''' 'Cause I'm fine. '''(Cheery):''' Anecdote! As the AI of Exodus Black, I experienced the death of every single one of my crewmembers! I hypothesized that the more loss one has suffered, the easier subsequent losses become! Field research has proven my hypothesis false! Losing Cayde makes me feel... f-f-feel... f-f-f-feel... '''(Depressed):''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - '''(Cheery):''' I feel terrible!
*''"'''(Cheery):''' Captain! I received word of the Cayde unit's life status! '''(Depressed):''' Donezo. '''(Cheery):''' Please let me know if there is anything I can do to accelerate and conclude your grief process. '''(Depressed):''' 'Cause I'm fine. '''(Cheery):''' Anecdote! As the AI of Exodus Black, I experienced the death of every single one of my crewmembers! I hypothesized that the more loss one has suffered, the easier subsequent losses become! Field research has proven my hypothesis false! Losing Cayde makes me feel... f-f-feel... f-f-f-feel... '''(Depressed):''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - '''(Cheery):''' I feel terrible!


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